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Why I'm Not Interested In Porn


Posted by Non-Hamster on October 31st, 2009

Ok, I am not a hamster, given the title of this post I just KNOW that there's going to be plenty of people that have certain standard replies so I will just try to address some of the more common among them first.

"you're gay" Nope.  Not gay. Besides, gay people have plenty of their own flavor of porn.

"you're fat" While I am seriously overweight, that's not why porn doesn't interest me.

The heck with this, how about a blanket statement to cover 'em all.

"you're {insert derogatory comment or slur here}" In the overwhelming majority of cases, the answer is that I'm not whatever it is you filled in here.  In the cases where I am whatever, then it's irrelevant to my lack of interest in porn.

The real reason, beyond the fact that I don't believe it's right, is that more than anything else it's boring.  Not to mention that unless you know where to get access to free porn sites, you're going to pay a fortune for it.  Even if you DO find free porn sites, there's the fact that you never know what you're going to see.  Surprisingly enough, the same is true for the stuff you pay for.

Most of it is boring, I mean, there's really only just so many things that people can do to each other, the main variation is who is participating.  Then there's the ones that promise you the moon and then you start a video playing and something shows up that turns out to be more effective than the best weight loss pill you ever imagined at helping you lose weight because after seeing it the only thing you want to to less than see it again is even think about eating because what you saw made you so sick that you're sitting there about to hurl all over your monitor.

I have to admit that I didn't always have this opinion.  When I was younger I couldn't get enough of it in whatever form it was available.  But over time I learned something important.  Aside from the fact that anything will become boring if you spend enough time with it, there is the simple fact that pictures, movies, whatever are absolutely no substitute for the real thing.  Especially when you're with someone that you love.

So my advise to all you porn addicts is this.  Stop the video, put down the magazine, close the web browser and check out your wife or husband.  They will be a lot better for you than any of that stuff can.  Besides, just think of the money you'll save!

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