A few days ago I posted a list of answers to the question "How Many Dogs Does It Take To Change A Light Bulb?". I am not a hamster, that was pretty funny and even a bit cute however there is another side to the story.
In the interest of fairness, many would ask the same question of cats and so I present here the answer that cat lovers already know.
Cats do not change light bulbs. People change light bulbs. So, the real question is:
'How long will it be before I can expect some light, some dinner, and a massage?'
Which proves, once again, that while dogs have masters, cats have STAFF!
And there you have it. As I said, cat lovers have known this almost forever.