They’re Not Your Mother’s Greens

Here’s a picture my wife stumbled on from Wilders Security Forums

[There really was a picture here, honest. however it doesn’t work anymore…. trust me, you didn’t want to see it anyway]

I am not a hamster, nor am I anything that’s going to be eating a frog in my salad. Though I have to wonder if the sales clerk asked “would you like flies with that”?