Ever since I turned down the effort of my [sarcasm]"oh so helpful"[/sarcasm] neighbor and the absolute abomination of what he called a weight loss shake he's been determined to "help" me lose weight. Now I am not a hamster and I'm willing to accept help because losing weight is often a lot harder than people who have never had to deal with it can imagine but this guy is over the top (not to mention out of his mind).
So now he's decided that perhaps what I need is to find the one absolutely right diet pill. To this end he's making up this huge, nearly impossible to understand multi-dimensional, graph that tries to compare all aspects of every diet pill known. Personally I'd rather just spend a few hours looking at diet pill comparison sites online. The advantage being that I wouldn't have to try to read a graph with over sixty lines on it. HE thinks it's clear as day but then he's the "genius" that created that monstrosity. I seriously doubt that anyone else will ever make heads or tails out of it.