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Niether A Mover Nor A Forklift Am I


Posted by Non-Hamster on January 11th, 2010

No, I am not a hamster, one of my neighbors who generally seems to have more money than brains (and also doesn't know about, let alone read, my blog!) recently decided to do some redecorating.  That in and of itself is fine.  The part that isn't so fine is when he comes be-bopping over here fully expecting me to do the grunt work of unloading this truckload of modern furniture and major appliances and haul the whole mess into his house and help him arrange things.  AFTER hauling all of his old junk out and loading it onto another truck!

Of course, I should clarify, what he considers "old junk" is stuff that was brand new a measly six months ago.  Y'know how most people just start getting comfortable with something by the time it starts to look a teensy bit used and has that "lived in" look?  Well, this guy takes that as a sign that something isn't new enough anymore and runs out to replace everything.

Like I said, he's got more money than brains.

I said a few impolite words as I informed him that he'd have to hire a crew of people who actually don't mind doing all that crap because I sure wasn't going to do it in exchange for dinner (which would most likely be made up of exotic weird dishes that are better to look at than to eat.)

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1 Comment

  1. Tilly on 13.01.2010 at 01:58 (Reply)


    Some exotic food is not good to look at either.

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