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Curb Your Dragons Please


Posted by Non-Hamster on February 14th, 2010

Y'know, I've come to the conclusion that stores should all have low cost vending machines located in a really visible place near the entrance where people can pick up bad breath treatments.  I decided this after my last trip to the store where there were quite a number of people walking around with some of the worst dragon breath you can imagine.

Seriously, some of these people had breath that could peel paint at forty yards in a thunderstorm!  Surely they must be aware of it.  Seems that the reasonable thing to do when it's *that* bad would be to get *something* to at least take the edge off of it so as to avoid making people physically sick in the store.

Frankly, I know *I* would appreciate it.  My stomach isn't quite as strong as it used to be.

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