Curb Your Dragons Please

Y’know, I’ve come to the conclusion that stores should all have low cost vending machines located in a really visible place near the entrance where people can pick up bad breath treatments. I decided this after my last trip to the store where there were quite a number of people walking around with some of the worst dragon breath you can imagine.

Seriously, some of these people had breath that could peel paint at forty yards in a thunderstorm! Surely they must be aware of it. Seems that the reasonable thing to do when it’s *that* bad would be to get *something* to at least take the edge off of it so as to avoid making people physically sick in the store.

Frankly, I know *I* would appreciate it. My stomach isn’t quite as strong as it used to be.

[tags]bad breath, public places, stores, dragon breath[/tags]