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Posted by Non-Hamster on May 30th, 2010

That's what everybody calls him.  The reason is obvious of course, he is almost constantly sneezing.  He's an otherwise ordinary resident of Nutjob Hills, one that doesn't have any peculiar eccentricities like so many around here do.

His main problem is that for about four years now he hasn't been able to go for more than about 45 minutes without sneezing.  He's tried every allergy relief medicine and treatment that there is and has been to a mess of doctors and nobody has a clue why he's always sneezing.  Just that he must be allergic to something.

I've been wondering if he's allergic to weird.  As you know, there is an inordinate amount of that around here, a much higher concentration than in just about any other place on earth outside of Washington DC.

It might be that he just needs a new location where people aren't so effing strange?

Could be.

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