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The Zit Patrol


Posted by Non-Hamster on October 25th, 2010

Nutjob Hills, like any town, has a number of people that make it their business to look for trouble.  The big difference is that our citizens often have their own unique definitions of what constitutes trouble worth noting.

One great example of this is the zit patrol.  This is actually a group of people that have organized their activities quite a bit.  Whenever one of them sees a person with a zit, they make a note of who they are, find out their email address and send them an email with the text "click here to see a cure for acne.  You don't have to walk around in public with those grotesque zits ruining everybody's appetite and scaring children.  Get treated today."

Obviously of course most of these emails from the zit patrol get ignored but that doesn't stop 'em from sending them.  Personally while I don't find zits attractive and don't care to look at 'em, I don't think the problem is so bad that we need a zit patrol either.

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