Earlier today I heard a rumor that is raising hopes all over Nutjob Hills. According to the rumor, Mr. Pushy is supposedly up for an administration job. One that, if he accepts the promotion, would take him out of Nutjob Hills and put him in an office in Chicago where he can’t bother us anymore.
Setting aside for the moment how unreliable such rumors are, I think that there’s a strong possibility that if it’s true he will not accept it. The reason is his previously stated goal of making a sale to everyone in this town has not been achieved and he’s one of those die hard persistent types that just doesn’t give up on their goals. Especially after having bragged about it as much as he has.
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