What’d he eat?

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When I saw this pic I just knew that it was one of those that I just HAD to put here and ask what this guy must have eaten in order to look like that. I am not a hamster, you’re not likely to convince me that he looks this way all the time. My opinion is that he ate something like Jalapeno peppers soaked in pickling brine for a couple weeks and topped with melted sourballs.