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Justin Bieber Helped Him Lose Weight


Posted by Non-Hamster on February 20th, 2011

I was in the Nutjob Hills Diner the other day when I saw someone that looked sorta kinda a little bit familiar.  The thing is though that I could not quite place who he was no matter how hard I tried.

Finally I had to ask, "Excuse me but you look really familiar but I can't quite place who you are."  I didn't get any further because he started laughing.

It was Fat Freddie.

Only he wasn't fat anymore.  He said that after all the things he tried he finally hit on the big secret.  He found the most powerful of all appetite suppressants over the counter, only it wasn't in a drug store, it was in a music store.  It was a Justin Bieber album.

He said that he bought that album and then every time he wanted to eat something he played the album.  It worked like a charm, he told me.  Every time he heard that "music", he lost all desire for food.  After three months of that he'd lost a hundred and fifty pounds.

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