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Late Louie


Posted by Non-Hamster on May 1st, 2011

"A day late and a dollar short" only just barely begins to describe Louie.

Louie's a nice enough guy.  He just has the singularly unique problem that he is *always* late.  It doesn't matter if it's a doctor's appointment, getting to work every day, or meeting you for lunch.  He is going to be late and your best bet is to plan on that happening.

Somebody once tried three times to meet him for breakfast so that they could get some business done before the day got too busy.  He finally managed it by changing the appointment to three hours earlier.  Louie was of course late for that appointment and showed up right at breakfast time which is what his would be business partner wanted in the first place.

Another example is that he recently came to me and said that he understood that I had been desperately trying to lose weight and that I should check out www.weightlosspillsthatwork.net.  I had to point out to him that I had already been having success and had in fact lost arount 75 pounds in the last six months.

One of my favorite examples took place several years ago. He was all excited about this new game he had discovered called "Pong".  Of course this happened around the time that 32 bit operating systems and svga graphics had come into common use.

I figure some day he's going to be really excited about Armstrong landing on the Moon or a "new" tv series called Star Trek.

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