You know all that nasty spam that everybody's been complaining about for the last several years? Well, the guys at blendtec have come up with a solution.... Blend it. (I am not a hamster, you can't honestly say you expected them to come up with any OTHER idea did you?)
Anywho I do have to be a tad more specific here though.. it's not spam email that they're talking about, but a whole unopened can of spam and a couple of eggs. I do have a problem believing the part at the very end though. *I* wouldn't have eaten that and I DON'T recommend anyone else try it either.