Close But No Cigar

In the ongoing case of Bob’s disappearance there’s been an incredible wealth of rumor about where he’s gone and what he’s up to.

Recently there’s been a number of rumors that would indicate that he has become an undercover operative investigating a worldwide pool scam. Offered as so-called ‘evidence’ is the claim that before he left Bob ordered two cases of cao cigars online because he felt he needed them to blend in with the quote international pool underground unquote.

I have three things to say about this.

1. There is no such thing as an international pool underground. Why should there be? There’s nothing wrong with playing pool.

2. Bob doesn’t smoke. pipes, cigarettes OR cigars. never has, never will.

3. Even if 1 and 2 were not true, Bob couldn’t play pool if he wanted to. He’s only about two and a half times the size of the balls. He couldn’t even lift one of them, never mind a cue stick.

[tags]nutjob hills, bob, missing, rumors, wierd[/tags]