Even though Bob has been missing for several weeks now he still is managing to be a serious irritant.
The way he's doing it is by way of things that he set in motion in the two or three weeks prior to his disappearance. The most recent of which is the delivery, postage due, of several boxes of basement tiles. Apparently he decided to do something about the fact that some moron designed this house with carpeted bathrooms. I wouldn't mind so much except for the fact that I had to pay the postage on them when they arrived and that they are very small and apparently intended to be put down in a certain pattern.
When complete they form a picture of looking down onto a bathroom filled with several of Bob's favorite girls from "Babes of Star Trek Gone Wild".
I don't suppose I mind the picture so much but if he thinks I amd going to install them he's got another think coming.
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