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It's A Bird! It's A Plane!

Posted by Non-Hamster on January 31st, 2012

Well it may be a bird and it might even be a plane but the one thing that I'm pretty sure it's not is Bob.

The latest rumor about Bob and why he is missing and what he may be doing these days is that he's gone into hiding to take on a secret identity as a superhero type after the fashion of Iron Man.

According to the latest urban legend Bob has built a secret lab where he spent a lot of the last two months or more creating a suit of cybernetic armor and has since been using it to perform Iron Man style superhero antics all over the place.

This rumor wouldn't be so bad if it weren't for the fact that, believe it or not, Bob has quite a few fans.  Some of these fans have decided to emulate his alleged superhero actions and more than a few have been injured in the process.  Most are minor injuries but at least one has ended up needing bulging disc surgery for a condition that was the direct result of attempting to fly using some home made armor powered by fireworks.

The armor prevented severe burns but could not avoid a serious back injury when the would be superhero jumped off of a three story building before igniting his "rocket jets"

Technorati Tags: cybernetic armor, missing, misguided fans, bob, fans, injuries, superhero, nutjob hills

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