More Unlikely Rumor

Once again I’m being inundated with rumors of all sorts about Bob and where he might be, what he might be up to and several variations about why.

The latest is that he’s inherited some insanely large amount of money from a distant relative and he’s been very busy dealing with getting the will executed. Spending a lot of time working with lawyers and the best accountant Raleigh NC has to offer in his efforts to actually get to lay his hands on the money and be able to start using it.

The thing is, Bob does not HAVE any wealthy relatives, distant or otherwise and it’s unlikely in the extreme that he will ever inherit more than a really old wheel of cheddar cheese.