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Olympic Bob?  Not.

Posted by Non-Hamster on March 23rd, 2012

In the near endless stream of theories about what Bob is up to the latest one is that he's decided to become an Olympic swimming champion and pocket several gold medals in the next Olympics.

Problem with this are several.  For one, Bob cannot swim, he never could in spite of several attempts to learn.  Bob and that much water just don't mix.  Secondly he's not tall enough.  He'll never get over the swimming pool safety fences and into the aforementioned water.  Thirdly a wet Bob is a genuinely nasty thing.  When he's wet Bob emits a smell strong enough to peel paint at a hundred yards and ruin appetites for nearly a mile.  Not something that Olympic event coordinators want to deal with.  Talk about a fast way to empty a stadium . . .  blech.

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