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They're At It Again


Posted by Non-Hamster on May 12th, 2012

Have I ever mentioned that my neighbors like to party?  Well they do.  Loudly.

I can always tell when one of those thrice damned "parties" is about to happen.  About three days before the "lady" of the house starts wearing this hideous cheap perfume that you can smell a block away.  Three blocks if the wind is right.

I don't know what it is or where she gets it but it's horrible.  I have actually had nightmares about drowning in a vat of the vile stuff.

I think this one's going to be particularly bad.  I heard rumors that they're hiring a live band (as opposed to a dead one??).  The problem with that is that this "event" is going to take place in their back yard not thirty feet from my office and I've got a TON of work to do.  All of it has a Monday deadline and these "parties" have been known to go on for three days straight before anybody even comes up for air the first time.

I'm in for one hell of a weekend.

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