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Archive for September 1st, 2007

Why!?

September 1st, 2007

Why do people leave multi-million dollar trust funds to their pets? This is one of those things that has always made me shake my head in wonder. (by the way, that really makes for dizzy).
Yeah, I am not a hamster, it’s their money and they can do what they want with it. [...]

Every Yard Needs Birds

September 1st, 2007

 Powered by Max Banner Ads From the almost legendary pink flamingo metal sculptures to a really cool looking assortment of “geeky beaks”, Online Discount Mart has a good collection of metal Yard Art on sale. Nearly everything is discounted five bucks or more and there’s several larger items that have been discounted a hundred [...]

I see a toothache coming

September 1st, 2007

 Powered by Max Banner Ads I’ve seen reports like this before where people perform feats of strength lifting or pulling impossibly heavy things. This example is a guy using his teeth to pull a train of seven cars. He only moved it nine feet but he’s still expected to make the Guinness book of [...]

Voice Messaging

September 1st, 2007

 Powered by Max Banner Ads Apparently there’s something newish in the world of marketing. It’s called “Voice Message Broadcasting” and no, we’re not talking about telemarketers calling to pester you during your favorite evening meal. Vontoo voice messaging is a “permission based” system. That means that the people being contacted have chosen to [...]

“Butt Facials”?!?!?

September 1st, 2007

 Powered by Max Banner Ads Ever heard that term before? I haven’t and all I can say is that I am not a hamster, you just can’t do a “Facial” on that end of a person unless they’re build REALLY different from anyone I’ve ever known. The ones that call it a “Butt [...]

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