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Archive for September, 2009

Time To Lose Weight Again

September 29th, 2009

Well, to be honest I am not a hamster, it’s really way past time to lose weight. Sometime around last December I was weighing in at 348 pounds. I had very little energy, I was worn out and out of breath very easily and it looked like I was going to soon break [...]

Why Girls Don't Fart

September 29th, 2009

 Powered by Max Banner Ads One of the many well known differences between the sexes (aside from the obvious) is the fact that while just about all guys won’t hesitate to let one loose when the need arises, it’s pretty much universal that the girls in our lives don’t ever seem to fart or do anything [...]

The Randomness Of Lightning

September 29th, 2009

 Powered by Max Banner Ads Ever noticed how lightning can be randomly destructive? I’ve got a couple of real-life examples. About four years ago during one of those really intense thunderstorms that we generally have in springtime there was a lightning strike nearby. It caused a power surge followed by a brief [...]

Worlds Angriest Cat

September 26th, 2009

 Powered by Max Banner Ads I guess this is a good day for me discovering cat videos. I just ran across one that must be the angriest cat I’ve ever seen. I’ve seen some angry cats in my days, some of which would just as soon literally scratch your eyes out as look at [...]

Glow In The Dark Cats

September 26th, 2009

 Powered by Max Banner Ads Ever have a problem with a cat that just doesn’t want to be found? You spend hours looking for it and no matter what you do there’s just no coaxing it to come out where you can find it? How about the times when the cat is outside and [...]

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