I've got another goofy yet irrepressibly cool toy to talk about. Well, Ok, I don't actually HAVE it but you know what I mean. This one is a USB Missile Launcher. It connects to the USB port and is controlled from the keyboard.
You load it with three devastating (!) foam missiles. Now you can take aim, It can be tilted up and down 45 degrees and rotated a full 360.
I am not a hamster, I can see how this is easily an essential piece of office equipment that every business should issue to all employees.