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Bob - Grizzly Adams Edition

Posted by Non-Hamster on August 9th, 2012

Once again the Bob rumors and sightings are flying all about the place.  I just a few moments ago debunked one that claimed Bob was seen in Times Square holding a sign proclaiming "The End was Yesterday".  No more than a few moments later another one shows up.

This one claims that Bob has "gone natural".  Allegedly he's decided that the only sensible thing to do is to reject modern society, modern technology and everything that goes with it and just head off into the wild to live off the land.  The anonymous rumormonger goes on to say that he personally saw Bob carrying not one but two oakley back packs, walking across a field next to a Colorado highway on his way into the heart of a large national forest.

There is, as usual, problems with this rumor.  First up I once again have to point out that Bob is about three and a half inches tall.  Carrying or wearing even one backpack is impossible for him because nobody makes one in his size.  Two is doubly impossible.

The second problem with this is that this whole Grizzly Adams thing just doesn't suit him at all.  Bob loves technology and all the conveniences that come with it.

Thirdly Bob would never do something like this because it would mean never watching his collection of "Babes of Star Trek Gone Wild" DVD's again and I guarantee you he will never give up that pleasure.

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