The Bob Puzzle

For some reason I have been hearing a lot more than usual about this particular rumor, the one about how Bob is supposedly spending all of his time solving and creating puzzles, that it’s already gotten past the point of being more than just a common everyday irritation. It’s now a major p.i.t.a.

I’ll be the first to say that “Bob Rumors” can indeed be quite entertaining at times. The problem is that *some* people just don’t know when to give it a rest.

Thus I have been interrupted more times than I can count in the last couple of days by assorted people who either want to know more about the rumors or pass on additional tidbits that they have heard from allegedly “reliable” sources.

Like the guy that swore up and down that Bob has actually managed to leave a puzzle ring in his bathtub because he literally cannot stop designing new ones even then.

Allegedly as the tub was draining he decided to draw a puzzle into the ring that was forming as the tub drained.

Funny, most normal people just take a washrag and clean the bloody thing, which is I’m quite sure what Bob did. He’s a bit maniacal about tub rings. Something about how his mother raised him.