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Bob In Church

Posted by Non-Hamster on October 20th, 2012

One of the occasionally asked questions about Bob is "Does he attend church?"

The answer is that no, he doesn't.  There are several reasons for this.  One of the biggest ones is the reaction that he usually gets when people notice that he's there.  For some reason they somehow manage to confuse him for a large mouse and then assorted variations of reaction from curiosity to, in some cases, genuine stereotypical panic.  Finally some genius gets out a broom or baseball bat and chases him out.

From his perspective the reason is much simpler.  He has yet to find even a single place that has comfortable church seating for somebody his size and stature.  That stuff is all designed for average sized humans, not gerbils.

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  1. AzaraiahZee on 20.10.2012 at 22:24 (Reply)

    Bob should quit trying to infiltrate the Mormon church xD jk

    1. Non-Hamster on 27.10.2012 at 18:38 (Reply)

      Trust me, Bob is no more interested in the Mormon church than a tribble is in a one way ticket to the Klingon homeworld.

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