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News Flash- Bob Didn't Get Married

Posted by Non-Hamster on December 11th, 2012

I used that title because it's kinda what I feel like saying after hearing yet another rumor claiming that some society page or other announced that quote "a popular youtubing rodent that hasn't been seen in a year tied the knot"

According to the rumor (that's all I have to go on, I never read "society pages") Bob ended a year long retreat from the world in general and the media in particular for the purpose of marrying the female star of "Babes of Star Trek Gone wild" in a lavish ceremony in a high end private club on the east coast.

The rumor goes on to say that a certain philadelphia wedding photographer was there to document the celebrated event in glorious visual detail including not only hundreds of glossy eight by tens but also no less than two hours of professionally shot and edited video.

All I can say is that it's plain to me that this never happened.  Bob just isn't the marrying kind.  His opinion is "Why settle for one when I can have them all?".

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