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World Wide Bob

Posted by Non-Hamster on March 30th, 2013

According to another of the recent flood of rumors about Bob many rumormongers are claiming that Bob has become quite the jet setter, busily scurrying around the world in a private learjet that he allegedly won in a game of poker.

Not only does it claim that he's literally been all over the world in far less than eighty days, it also claims that he's somehow managed to aquire considerable clout.  One example of the alleged clout is a claim that when arriving in Russia recently he had a problem with his driver and with one phone call not only got a replacement but insured that the former driver would never be permitted to operate anything more complicated than a 1950's era bicycle.

I'll grant you that this alleged incident allegedly involved the best, most exclusive limo service st petersburg has to offer but really, I somehow doubt that even that would enable him to quite so completely ruin somebody who's offence was to be overheard talking on the phone, telling somebody that he didn't like cheese.

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