Slow News Day?

I’ve heard of the term “slow news day” before and I’ve even seen plenty of examples of a day in which there isn’t a whole lot going on. However I am not a hamster, there’s no way I’m going to believe that things are so slow that there is literally nothing to report.

Especially when it seems like there are news media that have been known to send out a “Breaking News” to report that some celebrity has farted in public.

Yet here it is, afternoon on the Saturday between Christmas and New Year and I haven’t seen a single news item, breaking or otherwise since early last night.

If it were one source doing this I could see that… sorta. But this is CBS, NBC, ABC, Foxnews, CNN, NyTimes, Slashdot and a few more… all have come up blank.

Is this wierd or what?