Ever have a hard time cooking Chicken? Our hero has. In fact, he had an absolutely terrible results the last time he tried. It all started one hungry day when he was trying to chase down a chicken to make supper. The chicken of course didn't like this one bit and took off.
As our hero chased his would be supper he couldn't help noticing how much he was overheating from all the running. This gave him the brilliant idea that since the chicken had to be overheating too and that since the chicken was so much smaller than him, it would be cooked by the time he caught it.
Unfortunately for our hero, the chicken proved to be much faster than he had anticipated and was able to make good his escape. Exhausted and turning a very odd shade of blue, our hero decided that next time he'd save himself a lot of trouble and just go to El Pollo Loco! With their experience grilling chicken in a citrus marinade he'd be sure to get a good meal without nearly as much work.