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I Don't Dance.  Ever


Posted by Non-Hamster on August 30th, 2014

Anyone who knows me should know full well that dancing is something that I simply don't do.  Ever.  For no reason.  It's just not my thing.  I'm not coordinated in the right ways, I'm ultra self-concious when attempting it and finally, I just plain don't want to.

So all of a sudden recently a guy started showing up at the Nutjob Hills Diner trying to convince everybody that they should all take wedding dance lessons from the Dance Doctor.  When he came around to me I'd already heard his schpiel while he was at the table next to mine.

I told him that I wasn't interested and all I wanted to do was enjoy my morning coffee in peace.

An intelligent person would have taken that as enough of a hint that they should simply move on.

This dimwit who shall remain nameless continued to pester me about something that I told him six times I was not interested in until finally I'd had it.  I got up, paid for my coffee, said something to the waitress about how they should do something about the pest problem and left.

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