I’ve heard all kinds of excuses why people do some of the things that they do on the road but I think that this particular case should at least earn the guy points for creativity (if not brains).
When pulled over for speeding he tells the Conn. state trouper that he was trying to retrieve an Oreo cookie that slipped out of his fingers while he was dunking it in a cup of milk.
First off I’m wondering where his brain is at. I am not a hamster, driving requires your full attention and something like dunking a cookie in milk is best left for when the vehicle is not moving. This is right up there with talking on the phone or grooming yourself while driving in traffic… you might get away with it but sooner or later it’s going to bite you in the rear.