Hazardous TV

Did you hear about the Maryland woman that was greeted by a three foot python that crawled out from behind the media stand (why can’t they just call it what it is, A TV Stand?) while she was watching.

I am not a hamster, that looks like a sure sign it’s time to turn the tv off and find out how that snake got in there. I mean, it’s not exactly like loose pythons are all that common in American cities.