Being Ready for Space Aliens

There’s a guy in Denver that wants the city to be prepared for the arrival of space aliens. He’s so serious about it that he’s proposing an 18 member commission to deal with that eventuality.

Now I am not a hamster but I think it’s pretty safe to say that if space aliens do come to our neck of the woods, I don’t think that they’re going to be landing in Denver. Assuming of course that such aliens ever notice us at all.