In my email this recently:
msnbc.com: BREAKING NEWS: Angelina Jolie gives birth to twins, AP reports
What is it these days? are people THAT worried about what celebrities are up to? I am not a hamster, a birth announcement is something that lots of people welcome, even when they'd normally nuke other bogus news things as soon as they arrive. Thing is, while it may be important to a lot of people. Even far more people than should have anything to do with the situation, it's still NOT breaking news.
And while I'm at it, "Brangelina" is ridiculous in the extreme. Does somebody actually stay up nights thinking of this crap?