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I don't normally pass on forwards but this one is too good not to.  It's one of those things that comes out of the collision of conspiracy theories and a good sense of humor.  (hey, I am not a hamster, this really is funny... unless you're sense of humor has been using Fenphedra to lose mass that is.)

First, I'll quote the email that was forwarded to me:

Some of you will recall that on July 8, 1947, a little over 60 years
ago, witnesses claim that an unidentified Flying object (UFO) with five
aliens aboard, crashed onto a sheep and cattle ranch just outside
Roswell, New Mexico.

This is a well known incident that many say has long been covered up by
the U.S. Air Force and other federal agencies and organizations.
However, what you may NOT know is that in the month of April 1948, nine
months after that historic day, the following people were born:

Albert A. Gore, Jr.

Hillary Rodham

John F. Kerry

William J. Clinton

Howard Dean

Nancy Pelosi

Dianne Feinstein

Charles E. Schumer

Barbara Boxer

See what happens when aliens breed with sheep?  I certainly hope this
bit of information clears up a lot of things for you.  It did for me.
No wonder they support the bill to help illegal aliens!  Now You Know.

Now like I said, this is funny and potentially a bit disturbing if all these people's birthdays actually are in April of 1948.  Just for the heck of it I did some checking and came to the conclusion that the original writer of that email was just out to have some fun because none of these people were born in April of 1948.

Albert A. Gore, Jr., March 31, 1948

Hillary Rodham Clinton, October 26, 1947

John F. Kerry, December 11, 1943

William J. Clinton, August 19, 1946

Howard Dean, November 17, 1948

Nancy Pelosi, March 26, 1940

Dianne Feinstein, June 22, 1933

Charles E. Schumer, November 23, 1950

Barbara Boxer, November 11, 1940

Of course, any good conspiracy theorist will simply counter that there were more visits that were not detected simply because they didn't crash.

You decide.

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