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A Really Bad Way to Use SuperGlue


Posted by Non-Hamster on August 20th, 2007

I just saw one of those funny - yet - tragic kinda stories in The Register and this one hurts just to read it.

Seems this guy has this.. um... act, in which he uses his penis to pull a vacuum cleaner across the stage using some sort of "attachement".  Well, it seems that in a trial run the attachement came loose and so he used superglue to put it back together.  All was fine.

Except...

Instead of waiting 20 minutes for the glue to dry he misread the instructions and only waited 20 seconds.  Cut to:

...Him being wheeled into a hospital to get the hoover removed.

I am not a hamster but I know better than to get various body parts anywhere near superglue until it's had plenty of time to set.

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