I was cruising around YouTube today and ran across this video about KipKay's idea of what makes a truly effective alarm clock. All I can say is that while it'd sure do the job, would you really want something like this sitting on your nightstand?
This sucker's got not one, but TWO 120 decibel horns on it. I am not a hamster, I honestly think that it could be more effective for weight loss than any diet pill you could name. Seriously, as long as it would take your heart to slow back down to normal you'd burn a ton of calories just because of how fast it was going.
All that while you're busy peeling yourself off of the ceiling.