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Three Boobs Burn Cross

December 21st, 2010

Believe it or not it does actually still happen.  I guess some people actually work at being stupid. Technorati Tags: batesville, cross, arkansas, boob of the week, burn, terrorize, iamnotahamster, prejudice, epic, stupidity, three idiots, boob, salado, kkk

The Price Of Not Making Sure

December 16th, 2010

Even out here in the sticks we have our fair share of crime (although I fail to see what’s “fair” about it.) and it covers the whole range of possible crimes from murder (pretty rare around here but it does happen like last summer when Joe-Bob was caught Schtupping the mayor’s wife), all the way […]

Michael Rosen of Salem Mass. did something that, in my opinion, takes away all doubt that he’s a dumb criminal. He had a court case pending and he obviously didn’t want to appear so he cooked up a truly cockeyed plan to get out of it.  He made up a phony death certificate and went […]

This Is Ridiculous

May 30th, 2010

This whole oil spill thing is so ridiculous it isn’t funny.  BP is dragging their asses getting something done about this while the spill just keeps getting bigger and bigger.  The decided that this “top kill” method wasn’t going to work so they just stopped it.  Now they’re trying to come up with another method […]

Zombie Identification Fail

October 26th, 2009

It was business as usual at a restaurant south of the University of Iowa campus in Iowa City at around quarter after one in the morning.  A guy is ordering food when another guy accuses him of, get this, being a zombie!  The accuser (who clearly has a more than a few short circuits in […]

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