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	<title>I Am Not A Hamster &#187; Gripes</title>
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	<description>Maybe you are, but I'm not.</description>
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		<title>Pushy Salesman on Vacation Returns</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 27 Jul 2010 17:19:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Non-Hamster</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Gripes]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Painfully Obvious]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[He was back again yesterday.  That sales guy on "vacation" whom I spent valuable time trying to get rid of a few days ago is at it again.  He's still trying to capitalize on the fact that I have a home office (note to self, don't mention that to strangers in the future!!). [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Crunchy Curse</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 15 Jul 2010 20:59:06 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Non-Hamster</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Gripes]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Things That Make You Go 'GRRR']]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[jaw]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[jaw pain]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[migraine]]></category>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://iamnotahamster.net/?p=1281</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[&#160;Powered by Max Banner Ads&#160;Ok, it's not actually a curse in the traditional halloween-ish kind of sense but a curse it is nonetheless.
Specifically, I have had this problem over the last several months due to the condition of my teeth that makes for some serious adventures in pain when I eat something that is either [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Hidden Cost</title>
		<link>http://iamnotahamster.net/2010/07/12/hidden-cost/?utm_source=rss&amp;utm_medium=rss&amp;utm_campaign=hidden-cost</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 12 Jul 2010 09:46:01 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Non-Hamster</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Gripes]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[nutjob hills]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[diet pills]]></category>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://iamnotahamster.net/?p=1275</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[&#160;Powered by Max Banner Ads&#160;One of the reasons that I don't care for this relatively new guy, the Mr. Helpful wannabe, and the way he does business is that he is extremely quick to suggest a "cure" without the slightest concern for whether or not it's actually a good idea for the particular person he's [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Good Intentions Don&#039;t Always Cut It</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 11 Jul 2010 17:33:28 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Non-Hamster</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[General]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Gripes]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[nutjob hills]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[con artist]]></category>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://iamnotahamster.net/?p=1273</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[&#160;Powered by Max Banner Ads&#160;I heard that the would-be apprentice of Mr. Helpful (the guy that's far worse than the original), may actually be returning.
I certainly hope not.  The last thing I need is for him to start popping in at five am with a briefcase full of alli reviews just because he's worked [...]]]></description>
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		<title>I&#039;m Having SUCH Fun . . . Not!</title>
		<link>http://iamnotahamster.net/2010/07/03/im-having-such-fun-not/?utm_source=rss&amp;utm_medium=rss&amp;utm_campaign=im-having-such-fun-not</link>
		<comments>http://iamnotahamster.net/2010/07/03/im-having-such-fun-not/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 03 Jul 2010 16:12:55 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Non-Hamster</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Gripes]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Things That Make You Go 'GRRR']]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[blender]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[kawoosh]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[stargate]]></category>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://iamnotahamster.net/?p=1268</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[&#160;Powered by Max Banner Ads&#160;For the last week or so I have been, unsuccessfully, been trying to come up with a way to use Blender to produce the "kawoosh" effect used in Stargate SG-1 when the stargate opens a wormhole.  I won't say it's got me tearing my hair out but if things keep [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Dark Clouds Of Mordor Approach</title>
		<link>http://iamnotahamster.net/2010/03/22/the-dark-clouds-of-mordor-approach/?utm_source=rss&amp;utm_medium=rss&amp;utm_campaign=the-dark-clouds-of-mordor-approach</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 22 Mar 2010 19:17:40 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Non-Hamster</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[nov 2 2010]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[obama]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[obamacare]]></category>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://iamnotahamster.net/?p=1189</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[&#160;Powered by Max Banner Ads&#160;There are dark clouds on the horizon.  These are not the sign of a thunderstorm or any such normal weather.  These are the dark clouds of Mordor.  Sauron would be proud of the disaster that has been inflicted upon America.
I'm sure you've heard all about it by now, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Just When I Thought It Was Safe . . .</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 12 Mar 2010 20:43:19 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Non-Hamster</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[General]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Gripes]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[nutjob hills]]></category>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://iamnotahamster.net/?p=1178</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[&#160;Powered by Max Banner Ads&#160;Ok, I haven't actually thought that I was ever "safe" from the constant barrage of "Mr Helpful" and his constant offers to "help" with just about anything he hears about but I have (sort of) managed to keep it down to a dull roar.
All that has changed now and not for [...]]]></description>
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		<title>So Much For A Schedule?</title>
		<link>http://iamnotahamster.net/2010/03/10/so-much-for-a-schedule/?utm_source=rss&amp;utm_medium=rss&amp;utm_campaign=so-much-for-a-schedule</link>
		<comments>http://iamnotahamster.net/2010/03/10/so-much-for-a-schedule/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 10 Mar 2010 17:50:01 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Non-Hamster</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Gripes]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Points of View]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[nutjob hills]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[points of view]]></category>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://iamnotahamster.net/?p=1176</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[&#160;Powered by Max Banner Ads&#160;Not long ago I announced that I had finally set up a schedule for the "Points of View" show and as soon as I got it posted things started to happen that seem like they were almost deliberately designed to get in the way of production.
Basically it's mostly a case of [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Now He Thinks I&#039;m Full Of Sh*t</title>
		<link>http://iamnotahamster.net/2010/02/14/now-he-thinks-im-full-of-sht/?utm_source=rss&amp;utm_medium=rss&amp;utm_campaign=now-he-thinks-im-full-of-sht</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 14 Feb 2010 18:47:07 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Non-Hamster</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Gripes]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[UGH!]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[You Don't Want This Picture]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[annoying]]></category>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://iamnotahamster.net/?p=1166</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[&#160;Powered by Max Banner Ads&#160;Ok, "Mr. Helpful", my Oh so wonderfully "helpful" neighbor didn't actually come right out and say that I'm full of crap.  He did however come over last night with more of his "wonderful" ideas about ways to help me lose weight.  This time he had information about a variety [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Curb Your Dragons Please</title>
		<link>http://iamnotahamster.net/2010/02/14/curb-your-dragons-please/?utm_source=rss&amp;utm_medium=rss&amp;utm_campaign=curb-your-dragons-please</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 14 Feb 2010 18:31:54 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Non-Hamster</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[General]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[Think about it]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[bad breath]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[dragon breath]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[public places]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#160;Powered by Max Banner Ads&#160;Y'know, I've come to the conclusion that stores should all have low cost vending machines located in a really visible place near the entrance where people can pick up bad breath treatments.  I decided this after my last trip to the store where there were quite a number of people [...]]]></description>
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