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Archive for the ‘Gripes’ category

Battery Conspiracy

December 14th, 2012

I realize that this title may sound a bit “out there” but I think that there really is such a conspiracy on the part of companies that make batteries. You see they want you to buy the single use batteries because you use them and when their charge is depleted you have to buy another […]

Shortened Language

November 21st, 2012

I realize that most people today seem to be in the most incredible God-Awful hurry to do absolutely anything but I really have to admit that I wish that this didn’t extend to their use of English to the extent that it does. For example recently I saw a sign at a flea market (why […]

Once upon a time when using earlier versions of WordPress (2.5 and before) it was possible to edit the “quicktags.js” file and add customized buttons to the html editor. One of the customized buttons that I added simply added ‘ rel=”nofollow”‘ at the current cursor position.  It was very handy for adding nofollow to links […]

Y’know, back pain has a way of taking the fun out of things.  Lately it seems like just about everything has been going a lot better.  I’ve gotten caught up on several things that I had fallen behind. Then today it started.  I’m not sure why other than the probability that I managed to be […]

For All The Gifted Ladies

June 1st, 2012

I was out at the Nutjob Hills Grocery, Bait shop and Tire Center the other day when something really unfair happened. You see, the grocery checkout is staffed by some very attractive young ladies.  The only problem is that these women frequently wear tops that are, to say the very least, revealing.  To be more […]

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