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Archive for the ‘Painfully Obvious’ category

For All The Gifted Ladies

June 1st, 2012

I was out at the Nutjob Hills Grocery, Bait shop and Tire Center the other day when something really unfair happened. You see, the grocery checkout is staffed by some very attractive young ladies.  The only problem is that these women frequently wear tops that are, to say the very least, revealing.  To be more […]

It's A Bird! It's A Plane!

January 31st, 2012

Well it may be a bird and it might even be a plane but the one thing that I’m pretty sure it’s not is Bob. The latest rumor about Bob and why he is missing and what he may be doing these days is that he’s gone into hiding to take on a secret identity […]

Really?  I Don't Think So

January 31st, 2012

I know that Bob fancies himself to be very much the “ladies man” type.  You know, the guy that’s always surrounded by hot women that just can’t seem to get enough of him?  Well, Bob may think of himself as such but the cold harsh reality is that he’s mostly a wanna-be when it comes […]

Close But No Cigar

December 18th, 2011

In the ongoing case of Bob’s disappearance there’s been an incredible wealth of rumor about where he’s gone and what he’s up to. Recently there’s been a number of rumors that would indicate that he has become an undercover operative investigating a worldwide pool scam.  Offered as so-called ‘evidence’ is the claim that before he […]

Take Your 'Sub4sub' And Shove It

December 18th, 2011

Lately I’ve been getting more and more PM’s on all of my main youtube channels that are trying to get me to use various ‘sub4sub’ websites to gain subscribers. First, they’re not even individual messages.  Invariably I scroll down to see the part of the message that says who it’s sent to and it has […]

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