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It never ceases to amaze me just how much most people are concerned with appearances.  I’m talking about the folks that wouldn’t be caught dead outside their home looking anything less than their absolute best. Don’t get me wrong, I understand that people want to look good and give a good impression but really, I […]

Dead Grass Is Happiness

June 18th, 2012

The grass in my yard has been growing slower and slower lately.  In fact, I am beginning to see a few patches where the grass actually looks dead.  I consider this increasing potential for a yard full of dead grass to be fantastic news. Why would I be so glad to see the grass in […]

For All The Gifted Ladies

June 1st, 2012

I was out at the Nutjob Hills Grocery, Bait shop and Tire Center the other day when something really unfair happened. You see, the grocery checkout is staffed by some very attractive young ladies.  The only problem is that these women frequently wear tops that are, to say the very least, revealing.  To be more […]

There is a set of six characters that, over the years, I have come to genuinely hate.  They are seen everywhere in spite of the fact that there is literally NO reason for allowing their continued existance whatsoever.  Specifically I’m talking about the beginning of every single URL.  They all start with "html://www.".  I’m willing […]

The Worst Part Of Being Sick

April 18th, 2012

The worst part of being sick is not (as surprising as this may sound) the sickness itself. It is not the seemingly endless coughing and gagging like I’m trying to not only “hock up a lung”, but my shoes as well. It’s not the fact that all this coughing has ravaged my throat to the […]

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