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I heard a story earlier about another resident of what I call “Nutjob Hills”, I’ll call him “Mr. Small”, that does a wonderful job of illustrating how some folks almost manage to think.
You see Mr. Small is very dissatisfied with being less than he has always expected to be. The story goes that over [...]

Now He Thinks I'm Full Of Sh*t

February 14th, 2010

 Powered by Max Banner Ads Ok, “Mr. Helpful”, my Oh so wonderfully “helpful” neighbor didn’t actually come right out and say that I’m full of crap. He did however come over last night with more of his “wonderful” ideas about ways to help me lose weight. This time he had information about a variety [...]

Is 3D Porn REALLY Necessary?

January 13th, 2010

 Powered by Max Banner Ads That’s the question I’ve been asking myself over and over for the last ten minutes after reading an article on IT World.
All I can say is that the “Actors” and “Actresses” in porn better get busy checking out exposed acne treatment reviews because among other things, 3D is going to amplify [...]

It's Colder Than A . . . !!

January 3rd, 2010

 Powered by Max Banner Ads It’s funny how things can change. Like for example, my ability to tolerate cold. There was a time when I thought nothing of going someplace with only a tshirt, shorts and MAYBE a light windbreaker type jacket in sub-freezing weather. Now of course I am not a hamster, [...]

Rat Risotto Anyone?

December 7th, 2009

 Powered by Max Banner Ads Y’know, I’ve got to stop allowing myself to think I’ve heard everything. Every time I let myself think that something like this story comes along and blows me right out of the water.
It seems that these two guys in this Australian reality TV show called “I’m a Celebrity … Get [...]

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