I’ll be the first to admit that Bob is perhaps the single most eccentric gerbil that I have ever encountered. For that matter, he’s more eccentric than just about anyone or anything I’ve ever heard of.
However in spite of that, I seriously doubt that even he would go so far as this latest rumor has claimed.
The anonymous source of this rumor says that Bob has developed a habit of formally “dressing for dinner” and I don’t mean that he makes it a point to put some clothes on before eating. I’m talking about doing the full formal tuxedo thing just to sit down to supper.
The unknown rumormonger also says that this mealtime formality now also includes breakfast and that not only does Bob get all formal before eating, he also insists that his meal be equally as formal right down to french toast uniforms and exacting details about the appearance of each and every food on the menu. Our rumormonger source also says that if any item does not meet specifcations to three decimal places then the entire meal is considered ruined and is sent back to the cook to be remade from scratch.
Yeah, Bob’s eccentric alright but this . . . this is ridiculous in the extreme.
What I want to know is just what mind altering substance was the rumormonger using when they thought up this one and can we get it all destroyed before any other minds are ruined?