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Archive for the ‘Wierd’ category

Formal Toast

July 14th, 2012

I’ll be the first to admit that Bob is perhaps the single most eccentric gerbil that I have ever encountered.  For that matter, he’s more eccentric than just about anyone or anything I’ve ever heard of. However in spite of that, I seriously doubt that even he would go so far as this latest rumor […]

We all know that WalMart is famous for people doing strange and stupid things.  What many don’t know is that doing stupid things at WalMart is rapidly becoming a national passtime. I personally do not recommend doing stupid things, especially in public places but if you absolutely have to (or your just really THAT bored), […]

Still No Bob

January 15th, 2012

It’s now been at least a couple of months since Bob disappeared and I’m no closer to knowing exactly what the heck is going on with him now than I was the day he turned up missing. The rumors and alleged “Bob sightings” continue, each seems to be more unlikely than the last.  One person […]

Close But No Cigar

December 18th, 2011

In the ongoing case of Bob’s disappearance there’s been an incredible wealth of rumor about where he’s gone and what he’s up to. Recently there’s been a number of rumors that would indicate that he has become an undercover operative investigating a worldwide pool scam.  Offered as so-called ‘evidence’ is the claim that before he […]

Missing Rodent

December 14th, 2011

Bob is missing.  I haven’t seen him since last week when I was talking about some of his latest exploits. There’s no clues at all.  He is simply not there.  No signs of foul play at all, no note or anything.  I *KNOW* that he hasn’t just up and left because his collection of “Babes […]

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