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Archive for the ‘Wierd’ category

Call Him Mr. Tub

March 17th, 2010

With all of the recent new additions to the population here in Nutjob Hills, I’m beginning to think that I’m going to need to start a spreadsheet to keep track of everybody and what they’re all doing. No I’m not actually that much of a snoop, it’s just that I find their various and [...]

 Powered by Max Banner Ads Mr Helpful is at it again. Though this time he’s doing me the incredible favor of targeting his attentions on somebody else. This way not only can I get more work done, I can actually get a little bit of a laugh out of his exploits (though not very [...]

 Powered by Max Banner Ads Harv’s Metro Car Wash in midtown Sacramento last Wednesday afternoon had something of an upset. It seems that a couple of dark suited IRS agents came by to demand payment of some delinquent taxes.
“They were deadly serious, very aggressive, very condescending,” says Harv’s owner, Aaron Zeff.
You can imagine how this [...]

 Powered by Max Banner Ads The guy I call “Mr. Helpful” isn’t quite as unique a character as you would think. His type is, unfortunately, a lot more common than you’d think. And don’t let my calling him Mr. lead you to believe that only men have this affliction. There are equally as [...]

Smooth Prunes?

February 14th, 2010

 Powered by Max Banner Ads Just because most of the stories I tell about the strange ones around me are about the guys, I thought it’d be appropriate to give the ladies equal time. For example Mrs. I’m-deathly-afraid-of-looking-old has a real problem with wrinkles. Now I know that a lot of women (and some [...]

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