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I heard a story earlier about another resident of what I call “Nutjob Hills”, I’ll call him “Mr. Small”, that does a wonderful job of illustrating how some folks almost manage to think.
You see Mr. Small is very dissatisfied with being less than he has always expected to be. The story goes that over [...]

Now He Thinks I'm Full Of Sh*t

February 14th, 2010

 Powered by Max Banner Ads Ok, “Mr. Helpful”, my Oh so wonderfully “helpful” neighbor didn’t actually come right out and say that I’m full of crap. He did however come over last night with more of his “wonderful” ideas about ways to help me lose weight. This time he had information about a variety [...]

Is 3D Porn REALLY Necessary?

January 13th, 2010

 Powered by Max Banner Ads That’s the question I’ve been asking myself over and over for the last ten minutes after reading an article on IT World.
All I can say is that the “Actors” and “Actresses” in porn better get busy checking out exposed acne treatment reviews because among other things, 3D is going to amplify [...]

Rat Risotto Anyone?

December 7th, 2009

 Powered by Max Banner Ads Y’know, I’ve got to stop allowing myself to think I’ve heard everything. Every time I let myself think that something like this story comes along and blows me right out of the water.
It seems that these two guys in this Australian reality TV show called “I’m a Celebrity … Get [...]

I Hate Hospitals. Here's Why.

February 12th, 2009

I was looking around in a collection of files that I’d pre-written to use for blog posts when I ran across one that I’d started writing on Dec 21 and then kept updating until Dec 26, after which I was starting to get sick myself along with being extraordinarily tired and forgot about it.

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